Sunday, July 20, 2008

Produce Mail???


That's right people, that's exactly what happened I put a Banana directily in the mail after I decorated it with STOLEN banana stickers. I had some help in this quest. Ok so they weren't necessarily stolen. It doesn't say anywhere that you actually have to purchase banana's to get the stickers.....besides who needs 4 stickers on one bunch of banana's anyways??? No one, so whoever purchased banana's on the Friday or the Monday a few weeks ago, may have been shorted a few stickers. Do common folk even appreciate the funny stickers anyways? Mail artists like myself however....see them as a challenge and subsequently ART! Oh and the helpers.....my BFF Layni and Fam, she got about 12 stickers during her weekly visit to her grocery establishment, and I went to the same place a few days later and got about 12 more. Don't give away the place since I am in the process of investigating them for a Cub Scout fundraiser, they may find me untrustworthy if they knew I was part of the banana sticker bandits. Oh by the way it ain't real....it's one of my favorite things.....plastic food!!! Ok time to panic, Cub Scout planning meeting was this evening which means time to buy school supplies for Cincykids and my own kid and that also means SUMMERS ALMOST OVER and my tan has faded.......OH my heavens which means it's almost Christmas!!!!! I'm so over being a grown up!

6 comments:

Heather said...

That's a hoot! My friends and I used to decorate ourselves with banana stickers in high school. Good times!

Cyndi said...

I can just see it now...the post office is infested with fruit flies and it's all your banana's fault!

Layni said...

...doo doo doo -- doo doo doo ... Do I hear Mission Impossible music? That's right, & I'd do it again! So have you heard if your phallic mail was received? LoL [sorry, but that picture looks funny!] Ha. Is it going into or coming out of the box? Hmmmm?

Jen said...

Hi Jodi! Your blog looks great, nice scrapper look. I haven't been here for years but now I'm going to add it to my Favorites.
Was a bit worried about the felony (or is it misdemeanor?) aspect of putting perishables in the mailbox, until I got to the part where you said it's plastic food!

Stacie said...

The banana has landed. I repeat... the banana has landed.

Anonymous said...

ok, you are out of control with the mailings. If only I had connections at the Fairfield post office to stop you! ;)

Kathryn